I once got so high that i couldn’t even remember the last time I got high
tfw when your best bros don’t get the recent ifunny memes. Damn cant believe I spent all last night looking up memes. much wow? guess I’ll just rage quit and be forever alone…
this is a drake/pretty lights mashup i made a while ago
When u pop a boner right before class ends and u have to find someway to hide it as you walk to ur next class
If you havent noticed already, there is a hierarchy in guys’ social groups and if you want to break into that friend group you have to gain the respect of the ‘pack leader’ or all the other dudes will think you are lame. This similarity is suggested in the Spongebob episode with Kevin the Sea Cucumber and his jellyfishing anchovies as well as most people who try to disrupt the Workaholics dudes when they are hitting the weed!.
when you dont make the cut for the varsity football team but the coach still wants you to practice with varsity so they can play against a ‘practice squad’ and you are like ‘coach! i have a LIFE and its called football put me in for another down im not tired yet’
my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*
When you lose your airsoft pellets during an airsoft war and your mom won’t buy you more because she thinks airsoft guns are a bad influence but your dad buys you a whole new container to create conflict with your mom and keep the relationship spicy