wow. My bro just told me one of my bros is….…gay. don’t know how to feel about this right now. Its….interesting but also weird because it is challenging my notion of heternormitivity - i thought he was just one of the bros. Like….I had no idea. It’s not like I’m going to think any less of him, right? He’s still a bro and he can totally keep playing football with us. Better tell Hunter to stop making the gay jokes though……
I got mad bc Jake wouldn’t play Fortnite with me so I walked into the kitchen to angrily snack on a Pop-Tart and Sean was like “someone’s in a mood” and I was like bro….why are you, as a man, caring for my feelings….……is this how it feels to be loved
you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"
half of the football team got COVID this week so our game got canceled i’m not mad i’m not mad i’m not mad i’m not mad FUCK I JUST WANT TO HIT SOMETHING (punches drywall) oh shit that was kinda cringe *goes back to watching among us funny moments*
gave my juul to preston in the uber and he fucking lost it. i already venmo requested him for it but he never pays people back. maybe his parents never gave him a credit card?????? if thats the case……then why does he always show up to bryan’s house with a 6 pack of bud light….so confused
one of the reasons why I did straight white boy problems was because I wanted to grow as a person. This blog was my medium and I pushed myself to create, and to create, I had to expand my perspectives.
In some ways, the straight white boy character that you became acquainted with was an exaggerated version of myself. Many of the problems were real life occurrences/observations/events that I drew from personal experience, but some problems also came from friends or were satirized to the point where the anecdote was unrealistic. Straight White Boy Problem #965 is honestly one of my personal favorites because this “problem” was actually a real situation in my life, and this situation could apply for several dudes that are questioning the meaning of masculinity.
The person that started at problem #1 is not the same person that finished with problem #1000. I was very much a self-entitled brat when I started this blog, but i have grown since then. I will be graduating college in december with a dual degree, leadership positions in student organizations, and the confidence that I can go out and do anything I set my mind to.
having a level of internet popularity (this blog finished with just over 164k followers) on a medium such as tumblr is very scary. one bad move, and you lose your rep - we have seen that with zubat, pizza, and most recently, sixpenceee. my advice to yall is to keep holding people in these positions accountable, but NEVER elevate internet famous people above other people. not everything i said over 3 years was 100% politically correct, but when i was in the wrong, i had fair and jovial conversations with people to figure out why i was in the wrong. no matter where you go in life, try to treat everybody fairly and equally - hopefully they will do the same to you.
as for my name, you can call me alec. i did promise i’d tell you guys who i was after everything was said and done so there ya go.
thank you for following this blog and thank you for being a part of this experience. this blog was a giant, beautiful mistake that just kinda happened and im happy that yall enjoyed it as much as i did. i may do something in the future, i may not, but i leave this blog a changed and better person.
